Based on the great Daily Mail-o-matic script from Chris Applegate. This time it's with a twist! A "politically correct" image to go with the headline in a mock-up of today's paper
Tuesday, August 4, 2026
WILL THE MMR JAB BURGLE PENSIONERS ?
Continued on pages 4, 6, 7, 9, 20, 21, 30.
By: DAILY MAIL REPORTER

