Based on the great Daily Mail-o-matic script from Chris Applegate. This time it's with a twist! A "politically correct" image to go with the headline in a mock-up of today's paper

Tuesday, May 24, 2022
WILL CANCER DEVALUE THE MIDDLE CLASS ?

Continued on pages 5, 9, 10, 22, 26, 28.
By: IAN WOOLDRIDGE