Based on the great Daily Mail-o-matic script from Chris Applegate. This time it's with a twist! A "politically correct" image to go with the headline in a mock-up of today's paper
Tuesday, March 3, 2026
WILL IMMIGRANTS GIVE ENGLAND CANCER?
Continued on pages 2, 7, 11, 13, 19, 21, 24, 30.
By: LIZ JONES
