Based on the great Daily Mail-o-matic script from Chris Applegate. This time it's with a twist! A "politically correct" image to go with the headline in a mock-up of today's paper

Friday, September 26, 2025
COULD OVERPAID FOOTBALLERS INFECT TAXPAYERS' MONEY WITH AIDS?

Continued on pages 2, 9, 13, 15, 16, 20, 27, 29.
By: DAILY MAIL REPORTER