Based on the great Daily Mail-o-matic script from Chris Applegate. This time it's with a twist! A "politically correct" image to go with the headline in a mock-up of today's paper
Wednesday, September 2, 2026
WILL HOODIES MAKE THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY OBESE?
Continued on pages 8, 14, 16, 19, 22, 26, 27, 30.
By: DAILY MAIL REPORTER

